"Just don't add my middle name in or I'll keep thinking I'm in real trouble," Clark warned as they started walking. Predictably, his shoulders dropped at the touch; it really was like a button Bruce could press. But the smell of breakfast also helped to sooth the slightly skittish Clark.

"One," he said as he started over towards the breakfast food, "this smells amazing. And two, I'm going to start thinking I ended up at Hogwarts if I don't actually see someone putting this stuff out soon."