"I could probably snag us tickets to a Monarchs game for this weekend," he offers, and makes a plan to fly to New York tomorrow morning to grab them bagels for breakfast. A couple of the folks at the paper were New York transplants and they always complained about the bagels in Metropolis, that they didn't taste quite right. Apparently, it was something about the water.

"Brooklyn's still got a minors team, though. You could always root for the Cyclones."