"Well, you're missin' the part where I fell off a train and lost my arm and got brainwashed, killed a bunch of people, and where Steve crashed a plane into the Arctic and froze for a while, then both of us woke up and tried to kill each other, and I shot him a few times, punched him in the face with my left arm, he broke my right arm, and then I shoved him out of the bottom of a crashing helicarrier. Other than that, it's not been a bad friendship. We're..."

He met Steve's eyes for a few seconds.

"We're figuring out anything past friendship."