"You should've grabbed her ass while you had the chance," said Clint around a mouthful of eggroll. "It's a damn fine ass."

Jim stifled a laugh. "Now that's a relationship with confidence."

Clint shrugged. "We've both had to do things undercover that most people would flinch at. You've gotta have confidence for something like th-- Ooh, mushrooms..."

"Ladies and gentlemen." Tony stood, grandly motioning to Hawkeye. "I present to you Clint Barton's new codename: Magpie."